Thursday, 24 November 2016

Note ban: Manmohan Singh made polemical points, but his criticism won't carry weight

Note ban: Manmohan Singh made polemical points, but his criticism won't carry weight

 

When Manmohan Singh speaks, which he seldom does, it is worth listening. But his speech in Rajya Sabha on Thursday on the demonetisation issue was a let-down. Not because he is known for great speeches, but because what he said made only partial sense.



If his purpose was to highlight the government’s failure in handling the fallout of demonetisation, that is par for the course. It is possible to accept his criticism (with some qualifications) that there has been "monumental mismanagement" of the process of demonetisation. The persistent queues before some bank counters seems to justify his hyperbole, if nothing else.
Former Prime Minister Manmohan Singh. PTI
Former Prime Minister Manmohan Singh. PTI

So far, so good. But after calling on the Prime Minister to "find practical, pragmatic ways and means to provide relief to the suffering people of this country", he goes overboard by calling demonetisation "organised loot and legalised plunder."

This is bunkum, and pure politics. If there was "organised loot and legalised plunder", that happened right under Manmohan Singh’s nose, with the 2G, Coalgate and Commonwealth Games scams being exactly that. The former PM was directly linked to those instances of "organised loot" since A Raja pulled off the scam by forcing Singh to look the other way, and Coalgate happened in a ministry Singh was himself in charge of for a while.


Another point he made was that demonetisation would reduce the GDP by two percentage points, but we won’t know if this is right till the year is over. But the best estimates of professional forecasters are far below what Manmohan Singh’s crystal-ball has indicated. Goldman Sachs sees a 1.1 percent fall, Care Ratings 0.5-0.3 percent, Emkay Global 0.9 percent, Icra 0.4 percent, and ICICI Securities by 0.4 percent. Barring Ambit Capital, which adopted a faulty methodology to come up with an unbelievable GDP drop of 3.3 percent from earlier estimates, not one projection comes anywhere near what Manmohan Singh’s claims.


The third point Singh made was that demonetisation would "erode our people’s confidence in the currency system and in the banking system." For good measure, he added: "I would like to know from the prime minister the names of any countries he may think of where people have deposited their money in the banks but they are not allowed to withdraw their money. This alone, I think, is enough to condemn what has been done in the name of (demonetisation…".


Whether demonetisation and the replacement of old notes with new ones are enough to damage confidence in the banking system is questionable. One would have thought that prolonged inflationary policies through unabated money printing — which was what happened during UPA 2, when the fiscal deficit crossed 6 percent — would have done more to debase the currency than a demonetisation to replace currency notes. And just to refresh his memory, the first major bank scam happened during his watch in 1992, when Harshad Mehta actually looted bank cash to make hay in the stock markets. And as for restrictions on people drawing their own cash, any banking system can — at times — place such restrictions. Banks even now place restrictions on daily cash withdrawals from ATMs. When banks fail, then too restrictions happen.


Singh also seems to have forgotten the Indira Gandhi emergency, when the government froze a big chunk of citizens’ earnings in compulsory deposits in order to contain inflation. If that did not bother Singh, one wonders why the orderly withdrawal of deposits is a great curtailment of citizens’ rights.


While Singh is right to say that such restrictions do not happen except at times of crises or bank failures, surely temporary restrictions at a time of policy change can be justified?

Perhaps the best point Singh made was the one where he pointed out that while 50 days to restore normalcy is reasonable, for the poor 50 days of financial denial could be "torture". For good effect, he quoted Keynes to say that in the long run, we are all dead. So the short-term does matter – at least in politics.

The former prime minister had some good lines to offer in a polemical sense, but one doubts if this was a former Reserve Bank Governor and finance minister talking. He did not make the kind of heavy-duty points that one expected from him. He delivered some below-the-belt punches without realising his own midriff is vulnerable.

 

Sunday, 20 November 2016

BILL GATES ABOUT INDIA...........

Innovation in India to be greater than anywhere in the world, says Bill Gates

 what fascinates the world's richest man about the country with largest number of poor? So much so that he has visited it every single year since 2002 and his philanthropy foundation has invested $1 billion in the country.

The short answer is an opportunity to make a difference on a scale not possible in any other country in the world.


Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates, who now spends most of his time with Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation, says: "Even if one of my many ideas can make a difference to the lives of 1.3 billion people, it will be huge."

Right now, India is going through a huge pain of transition in the name of
 demonetization. Do you think at the end of this exercise the poor will benefit in terms of wider digitization?

I am not an expert on demonetization. I know that the key thing for financial services for poor people is that they are dealing in small amounts of money. As long as you are dealing with people and paper, the transaction costs are going to be very high. The only way we could lower the cost is through digitization. Going digital also helps you bring a software that gives right and timely advice to the poor.

Five years ago, we realized that the switching over to digital was key for our financial services group. If you see in many African countries such as Kenya, Tanzania, this has gone far.

Even things like digitally paying to have your monthly fee for your solar panel, so that you don't have to buy it you can just pay monthly and if you don't pay then they can use the mobile network to shut it off. It's called MKopa. There are big benefits to digitization and over time for countries a digital world lets them see things better.

Of your foundation's work in India, which one are you most proud of?

The thing we are probably most proud of is our role in vaccination. India, when we first came here, had not adopted the new vaccine (for diarrhea and pneumonia). As we got the new vaccines the coverage rates went up. In states like Bihar the coverage rate increased from under 30% to 75%. Its way better but still not perfect. So, I would say our work in vaccination had a huge effect on child health and mortality. I am amazed by what has been achieved in the tuberculosis programme.

We have a number of things that are in progress and we are very excited about. Our sanitation partnership with the government is one. The
 digital financial services, of which a centre piece is the eight payments banks that should be approved any day now, is a super impact foundational piece in terms of delivering financial products that are cheaper.

I am not saying that everything we have done has been successful. I am not saying it's easy.


Do you carry cash in your wallet?

The US is not as digitized as Kenya is or Tanzania. I use cash sometime.I use credit cards sometime. I use the
 cellphone quite a bit now but it's still a mixed thing and you know it is expected that the plastic card will go away in the US in the next 4-5 years and then it will be just your cellphone.

Obviously, people should charge more for currency because there are a lot of handling costs for that. There are countries, like the Nordic, where currency use is very little and it's very much a debit card because debit card fees are super low and the volumes are super high.

There is a tricky bootstrap. As long as there are people you want to do business with only accept cash then you keep cash. In Kenya digital money started as just being a transfer thing between people. Once it was transferred people would cash it. But slowly the amount of money that stays digital became bigger and now the majority of the money stays digital it never goes into currency.
 


I think India over the next five years will become quite digital. On the business side the GST alone will lead to digitization, though there will be some pain of adoption on this one too.

Government transitions are never managed perfectly and are never that easy. But the general trend towards digitization, both for businesses and individuals, will bring in incredible benefits. The scale of India means that once India gets there (digitization) the amount of innovation around it will be greater here than anywhere in the world.

How would you compare Indian political leaders with their global peers?

All governments tend to prefer status quo. When weighing new ideas like a new system for digitization or better seeds or new vaccines, a civil servant may wonder, `I am retiring in nine months and if there is a mess (in implementing the new system) somebody is going to get mad about that. So the general temptation to stick to the status quo is very powerful.

Take GST for example. I think almost everybody agrees that free trade inside India, which GST will enable, is a good idea. But look how hard it was to get it done.

So you need a government leadership that says no let's not accept the status quo. The Modi government has been trying to push for more change, trying to overcome the status quo, probably harder than any Indian government at least I remember. I wasn't around when Manmohan Singh as finance minister--in that mythic period (early 1990s) -got rid of lots of old regulations and restrictions.

Do you plan to expand the foundation's work in new areas in India?

We are going to stick to all the areas we are in. The one exception in this is whether we should do something in education. And we are going to take a couple of years and study that.

What sets US philanthropy apart from India's?

Other than the scale, I wouldn't say there is a lot of difference. It's just that the idea that giving gigantic wealth to your children may not be favourable to all. In every country some people agree with it and some not. But there is great philanthropy in this country. When we did polio work, every time we went to Mrs Rajshree Birla she was super generous. There are many families doing philanthropy for a long time here and now the technology sector has come into it in a big way. Tech sector tends to be generous at a younger age.

I would love to see more Indian philanthropy. That's why we have the yearly get together of some of the wealthy people, share what's worked well what hasn't worked well and encourage each other to collaborate.

How do you see artificial intelligence (AI) impacting jobs in India?

What happened in agriculture? Today only 2% of America does farming. But there was a time when 90% of the country was engaged in it. If at that time you had told them that in future only 2% of you will be farmers and US will still be world's largest food exporter their reaction would have been, what will all of us do? If you had told them there will be services (say psychotherapy and Disneyland) that will employ lots of people, they would have said, are you crazy? Somebody would have said ` A man works the soil, gets his hands dirty I don't want to work in Disney land'.

Now, I am not trying to downplay (the impact of AI), but eventually it should be a good thing.



You go to Bihar, one of the poorest state in India, quite often now. What fascinates you about it?


In my
 Microsoft days, I was in Hyderabad, Bangalore besides Mumbai and New Delhi. Now, I am in Patna so I am getting to see parts of India that I hadn't seen before. Some things have improved in Bihar quite dramatically.When we started work in Bihar, the health numbers, the immunization numbers were really quite poor. The progress in Bihar is very encouraging and we have had pilot programme that have worked particularly well.


You have been the world's richest person for years. Now, you also come across as one of the happiest. Your blogs and videos suggest a person thoroughly enjoying books, interviews and travel...


I certainly love to share how I am doing philanthropy , which books I enjoy reading. Gatesnotes gives me a chance to keep in touch. I was just out at the India Gate this morning doing this
 virtual reality film, riding in a phat phat (a 3-wheeler). We will see how it comes out but that was a fun thing to do. I try and share these things. I am very very lucky and I wouldn't trade places with anyone.




Friday, 18 November 2016

what love is

         WHAT  LOVE  IS ?
 







I don’t know what love is……. I guess it is the willingness to spend every hard-earned penny for a glimpse of happiness on the faces of the people you love… It gives you a strange satisfaction that people say green notes cannot buy.


I don’t know what love is….. I guess it is what makes the teen guy give away all his cool tattoo collection to save his little brother from getting bullied by the big guys of the neighbourhood… It is not the loss that you feel, but the relief of being able to protect your little one that matters in that moment.


I don’t know what love is…… I guess it is the happiness you feel on seeing your better half’s smile….. and the pain on your beloved’s face that does not let you sleep at night. You feel what they feel… It is seeing only that person with eyes full of passion and not anyone else.


I don’t know what love is…… I guess it is the unconditional care of a couple, celebrating their 25th marriage anniversary… for each other, despite the differences they have.


I don’t know what love is…… I guess it is the acceptance of the fact while marrying, that you’re making someone a part of your life, and likewise, you’ll be a part of theirs…. When you choose to accept the other person for who and what they are instead of trying to change them.



I don’t know what love is….. I guess it is when the mother chooses to make peace with the fact that her child is different from what she expected, yet loving him with every bit of her existence.
I don’t know what love is…… I guess it is the forgiveness you get from your friend after she got hurt by something you said….. It is the fact that no matter how much you both fight, you’ll always make it up with a hug and a smile.


I don’t know what love is……. I guess it is the birth of hope and the want to live in the eyes of old people when they first see their little grandchild. It is the unconditional blessings they shower on their grandchildren so all the harms stay distant from them.


I don’t know what love is….. I guess it is the trust with which a little boy takes the leap of faith from above a high boundary into his father’s arms. It is the blind trust that no matter what, his daddy won’t let him fall.


I don’t know what love is….. but I’m starting to realize that it is not just one feeling or one gesture. Love is the giving, the care, the trust, the belief, the loyalty.

I guess love is what you get as a result when you mix up so many diverse feelings.


What I have gathered so far is that love is like the little pieces that matter in life, and form the bigger picture of life itself.

STORY OF ENGINEERS(UPTU) FROM ME TO MY FRIENDS......




First Year

Iits Aur Aieee Ke Sadme Ke Maare..
Ho Jaate Hain Anjaane Universities Ke Hawale..
Har Kisi Ke Dil Mei Hota Hai Ragging Ka Dar..
Samajh Mei Nahin Aata Kahan Se Nikle..
Jo Bach Jaaye Senior Se Kal..
Pakde Jaate Hain Kahin Bhi..
To Ho Jaata Hai Dimaag Kharaab......
Jab Senior Bolta Hai Junior Se
Abe Junior....Ninety Maar Ninety Maar..
Din Gujarte Hai Freshers  Party Aati Hai....
Saath Mei Ragging Ka Dar Uda Le Jaati Hai..
Har Dil Mei Hoti Hai Topper Banene Ki Hasrat..
Kitabon Se Milti Nahin Kisi Ko Bhi  Fursat...
Ek Ek No Ke Liye Marte Hai Hum Sab..
Sab Paar Karte Hain 70 Ki Sarhad....



Second Year

Senior Banene Ka Hota Hai Humko Abhimaan..
Sab Junior Ho Jaate Hain Savdhaan...
Frnds Bat Jaate Hain Kai Groups Mei....
Har Koi Dikhta Hai Naye Looks Mei...
Padhaai Mei To Dil Nahin Lagta Kisi Ka..
Har Koi Dhundta Hai Mauka Propose Karne Ko Kisi Ka..
Raat Bharhum Sab  Baaton Mei Bitaate Hain..
Subah Har Roj College Ko Gariyaate Hain...
Har Kisi Ko Yahi Lagta Hai Ki Usko Pyaar Ho Gaya..
Uff Ab To Jeena Bhi  Duswaar Ho Gaya......
Kuch Successful Ho Jaate Hai To Apne
Doston Ko Nai Tricks Batate Hain...
Izzat Itni Milti Hai Ki Jisko Dekh Muskurate Hain....
Hosh Jab Thikaane Aata Hai To Khoob Chilaate Hain....
Are Yaar Ye 60s Ki Line Kahan Se Aa Gayi
Chalo Ab Himani Aur Quantam Aajmaate Hain...(These Are Famous Question Bank Books In My University I.E. Uptu)




Third Year

Third Year Aati Hai Apni Jimedaari Ka Ehsaas Dilaati Hai..
Kyunki Agle Saal Placement Ki Tension Satati Hai...
Par Jab Bhi Kambaqt Padhne Ko Baithete Hain
To Ek Baar  Uski Yaad Jaroor Satati Hai.....
Nai Nai Technology Seekhne Ka Josh Aata Hai..
Koi Java To Koi .Net to koi gate to koi IES to koi IAS Ko Apna Career Banane Ka Khwaab Sajata Hai....
Attendence Aur Detain List  Aati Hai SaNkhya Kuch Jyada Hi Bad Jaati Hai.....
Sessnls Mei Marks Kaise Laaye Jayen Ye Ab Samajh Mei Aa Jata Hai.......
Padhaai Ki Gaadi Back On Track Aati Hai.....





Fourth Year

Final Year Aata Hai Aur Doston Mei Faasle Badata Hai...
Har Koi Chehra Tension Mei Nazar Aata Hai.......
Kyunki Kya Kya Karen Ye Samajh Mei Nahin Aata Hai....
Dil Aage Ki Soch Ke Gabraata Hai Kambaqt Har Din Bahut Jaldi Gujar
Jata Hai...
Intezaar Khatm Hota Hai Aur Placement Ka Din Aa Jata Hai...
Dil Mei Bas Dar Hi Reh Jata Hai......
Har Koi Uper Waale Ko Yaad Karta Hai...
Bas Mujhe Placed Kara De Ye Har Waqt Fariyaad Karta Hai...
Tension Badti Jaati Hai Jab Interview Ka Waqt Aata Hai...
Tell Me Abt Urself? Mei Kya Bolein Confusion Badta Jaata Hai...
Dil Ki Dhadkan Tej Hoti Hai Jab  Result Aata Hai..
Par Kisi Dost Ka Na Ho Dil Roye Ya Hanse Ye Samajh Mei Nahin Aata
Hai......
Unplaced Dost Aksar Nazere Churate Hain....

Thursday, 17 November 2016

Top 10 Jokes Only Engineers will understand

Top 10 Jokes Only Engineers will understand...



Engineers Corner is here to bring you the Top 10 Jokes that only Engineers will Understand. below are the Top 10 Jokes Only Engineers or Engineering Student will get it. Check out the below some of the awesome Jokes & do SHARE with your Friends You’ll love it !!!






  1. Every computer Science & Engineering student will relate this to, if you are true Coder.
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  2. Okay, This will be Understood if you are a Electrical Engineer or ever Studied Electrical. Well, Can you really Apply Kirchhoff’s Law Here. solve this if you are Intelligent
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  3. If you are a Male then, This Change comes from 1st year of engineering to final year of engineering to every engineering students. Check it out below.
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  4. Are you going to give your project Presentation in your College. Well this happens with every engineering student in the college when they try to give effective presentation in front of the professors & students they end up reading word by word from the ppt.
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  5. Hahahahahah, Every Software Engineers or Computer Science Engineering student is suffering from this, He studies software Engineering & end up fixing all the PC’s of all the family members. this is not about software engineering every engineering student either from electrical or mechanical they have to prove they are engineers to their relatives until they don’t repair a Fan, TV, Laptops, refrigerator or something.
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  6. This is the only Problem in Every Engineering College in Classroom the Professor will teach you a very simple Question & in Exam He will ask you some big Rocket Science Question, They will make the question so much complicated that you will be happily leave the paper blank.  SHIT !!! 🙁
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  7. So, from 3idiots to Dhoom-3 Aamir Khan profession changed you know why? He did Engineering from ICE & after that he was unemployed in 2009 & became theif in 2013 Dhoom-3 reason – No Job. Great Logic isn’t it?
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  8. This is the Question you ask to any Engineering Student that why they don’t sleep. If you call any Engineer at night at any time they will pick up the call as they don’t sleep at Night. Either they will keep playing Counter Strike, Doing Coding, Blogging, Playing games, Watching Movies, Having fun or Party, anything !!! Engineers  are available 24*7
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  9. so, when we enter in an Engineering college on our First day then we feel that its very exciting but n the very next Day Every thing looks like out of the world & syllabus. This is Engineering.1226201312000022160816engineers_3
  10. Life Cycle of Engineers:- So, Here is the Life of Every Engineers/engineering students round the clock. Their daily Routine what they Actually do. This is the Exact Situation which relate to every Engineers.





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So, This was the Top 10 Jokes only Engineering students will Understand, This article is Dedicated to all  Engineers Out There.Don’t Feel Shy to SHARE with your Friends !!! 🙂 🙂

Tuesday, 15 November 2016

MAKE UR WINDOWS GENUINE USING NOTEPAD!!!

MAKE UR WINDOWS GENUINE USING NOTEPAD!!!

1. Copy and Paste the following code in the Notepad…
Windows Registry Editor Version 5.00
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,6a,8d,6f,d5,33, 93,f d
“LastWPAEventLogged”=hex:d5,07
,05,00,06,00,07, 00,0
f,00,38,00,24,00,fd,02
[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINESOFTWAREMi
crosoftWindows NTCurrentVersion]“CurrentBuild”=”1.511.1 () (Obsolete
data – do not use)”
“InstallDate”=dword:427cdd 95
“ProductId”=”69831-640-1780577
-45389″
“DigitalProductId”=hex:a4,00,0
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“LicenseInfo”=hex:9e,bf,09,d0,
3a,76,a5,27,bb,f
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c3,74,ab,42,0d,fb,ee,c3,ea,57,
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6e,42 ,0d,60,c0,1a,70,24,46,16,
0a,0a,ce,0d,b8,27,4a,46,53,f3, 17

2. Save the file with the (.reg) extension…
3. If you run the file means it will ask you the confirmation to add the value to your Registry…
4. Press Yes…
5. Reboot your System…

enjoy.......

sonam gupta bewafa hai AAkhir kyu.........



Desperately Seeking Sonam Gupta. Will She Please Stand Up? From, Twitter


(i want answers in comment box....why is sonam gupta bewafa....kya uske aashik ne usey 500 k puraane note de diye the?)

चार दिन की चांदनी, फिर अँधेरी रात है 

"सोनम गुप्ता" के आशिक़ संघर्ष करो, हम तुम्हारे साथ है !!- BY-APOORV KRISHNA YADAV

Desperately Seeking Sonam Gupta. Will She Please Stand Up? From, Twitter

In the midst of the currency ban that's taken over the country, people of the Internet have found a way to keep calm and carry on. We use the term 'calm' in its loosest sense. It involves someone named Sonam Gupta, whose alleged 'bewafai' (unfaithfulness) is sending Twitter into a meltdown.

We don't know who Sonam Gupta is or if she exists for real. But here's how this viral story began.

A while ago, a picture of an old, worn out Rs. 10 note made its way online. It stood out because someone had written the words 'Sonam Gupta bewafa hai' in Hindi on it. Now, months (and a ban on Rs. 500 and Rs. 1000 notes) later, the same words have made a comeback.


Written on a brand new Rs. 2000 note were these words - 'Sonam Gupta bewafa hai'. Guess hell hath no fury like woman or man scorned.




And thus, Twitter found itself a muse. 'Sonam Gupta' became a trending topic because tweeple really had a lot to say about this woman they didn't even know.


Government of India should declare Sonam Gupta as National Bewafa of India! 😂





PROUD MOMENT FOR INDIA:

Queen of England declares Sonam Gupta as "International Bewafa" !
Amitabh - Zindgi to bewafa hai, ek din thukrayegi

Tweep - Sonam Gupta bewafa hai





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Exclusive photo of the person who wrote 'Sonam Gupta bewafa hai' even on the new note.
Guy - tum Gupta ji se pyar karti ho?

Sonam - haan

Guy - sonam, gupta bewafa hai !!





Hey Wats *Sonam gupta bewafa hai wo bewafa thi aur bewafa rahegi.*




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BREAKING: Govt Is Planning To Issue New Rs 2000 Notes For Heartbroken Lovers With "Sonam Gupta Bewafa Hai" Written On It In 9 Languages.

We feel you, Sonam Gupta, whoever you are, wherever you are.

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